The food shops around here are few and far between.
You'll need to stock up the mini-bar. South River is running dry.
Not too many park perks in South River.
South River could do with more oppawtunities for pets.
Better stock your pantry because the restaurant scene is paltry.
Stock up on your home beans, because this place is out of brew.
This place is great for recovering shopaholics - a low retail score.
Health and Fitness
Do you even lift, bro? South River is weak on fitness.
An all around mediocre performance for art.
The lack of medical care round here is a little hard to swallow
Fasten your seat belt, it's a long way to get gas.